Terms and Conditions

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Terms and Conditions

Effective Date: 6/20/25

Welcome to Slim Slinger! By accessing or purchasing from our website (the “Site”), you agree to be bound by the following terms and conditions (the “Terms”). Please read them carefully before using our services.

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General

Slim Slinger (“we,” “us,” or “our”) provides novelty snack holsters for entertainment and light functional use. By accessing or using our Site, you accept and agree to be bound by these Terms and our Privacy Policy.

We reserve the right to modify these Terms at any time. Updates will be posted on this page and take effect immediately.

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Product Use

The Slim Slinger is a novelty product designed to carry standard-sized meat sticks (like Slim Jims) and similar snacks. It is not a firearm holster, tool pouch, or intended for anything other than its described purpose.

You agree to use the product responsibly and in accordance with all local laws. Slim Slinger is not liable for misuse or injury resulting from improper or unintended use.

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Orders and Payment

All prices are listed in U.S. dollars. We accept major credit cards and secure online payments. Orders are processed within 2-3 business days unless otherwise noted. You’ll receive an email confirmation once your order is shipped.

We reserve the right to refuse or cancel orders at our sole discretion.

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Returns and Refunds

Due to the novelty nature of the Slim Slinger, all sales are final. If your product arrives damaged or defective, please contact us within 7 days of delivery with photos, and we’ll review your request for a replacement or store credit.

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Intellectual Property

All content on this Site—including logos, product names, images, and text—is the property of Slim Slinger and is protected by intellectual property laws. You may not copy, reproduce, or use our content without written permission.

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Limitation of Liability

Slim Slinger is not liable for any direct, indirect, incidental, or consequential damages that result from your use or misuse of our product or Site. The product is intended as a novelty item. You assume full responsibility for your use of the Slim Slinger.

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Governing Law

These Terms are governed by the laws of the State of Oregon, without regard to its conflict of law principles. Any disputes will be resolved in the appropriate courts of Deschutes County, Oregon.

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Contact Us

Have questions or concerns? Reach out to us at:

📧 matt@slimslinger.com

📍 52692 Sunrise Blvd. La Pine, OR 97739