Slim Slinger VEGAN

Crafted from high-quality vegan leather, this Slim Slinger proudly embraces the contradiction: a meat holster made from material that’s never met a cow. Irony? Definitely. But it still holds your stick like a champ. With its rich brown finish and smooth texture, this holster brings a touch of class to your snack game — perfect for backyard beers, bachelor parties, or any moment when you need your meat standing at attention. Put your meat in it — because nothing says “refined” like strapping processed protein to pleather. Patent pending.